Buffet

There once was a man who made a buffet restaurant. It was all you can eat. He gave each customer a certain amount of time that they could get food from the different buffet tables. Since he also made all the food, he wanted to give the best of each buffet section to the customers he loved, so he wrote some instructions and gave them to his customers. He wrote menus that said, "Eat these things! They are truly good. Do not eat these things, they just make you sick." He also told people when to partake of some foods, informing them that some foods are only good for the person at certain points in the meal. Eventually some people took things into their own hands and said, “Who is this owner man to tell me what to do? He doesn’t know best. He just likes making dumb rules. I’ll eat what I want, when I want.” Soon after eating some of the foods, they began to get sick and rot from the inside out.